Juju Be Gone
F*ck It! Housewarming Gift
Sure, you probably feel like blowing something up. Now you can add some kapow, bang, and boom to your room! Fill this porcelain Grenade Vase with your favorite flowers and let the beauty of colorful flowers bring on the cheer while beating the brutality of war.
GET YOUR GUESTS TO LAUGH OUT LOUD
Your toilet paper might be running low, but not your humor. Once the social distancing is over, your houseguests can sign in and have a huge chuckle as they peruse this laugh-out-loud Bathroom Guest Book in the loo! Or, just start filling it out for yourself as a running tally on the T.P.
WASH AWAY THE WORLD: SOAP FOR ZERO FUCKS
We hear you. You're so over it you can't even. Now you can wash away the frustration and fears with this soap to cleanse the bad attitude (and germs!). Even though you couldn't give a F. We know. None to give.
MAKE A MITT-STATEMENT
Sometimes you need to make a statement while making dinner for the gang. Move your red-hot items from the oven with this handy mitt…and try not to get into hot water for making a tongue-in-cheek proclamation.
HANDY-DANDY POCKET LIGHT
Make light work of those odd jobs about the house with the pocket multi-tool flashlight from Gentlemen's Hardware. Made from stainless steel, this versatile, five-piece tool features a bottle opener, straight edge knife, two screwdrivers and an LED light. The top tool to have readily available in that junk drawer for anything that may come at you.
And, we understand that most of these purchases are being gifted therefore we never include receipts inside our boxes. However we do include the elegant ritual cards and product cards to inform your recipient on what they are getting and why!