Breaking Up is a B*tch!
Vibe-changing elements to help bring on the good vibes, move energy and build mojo! Here's what's included: our custom Juju Be Gone 'Glendora' candle, vintage matches, a hand-crafted bundle with sage, palo santo, Selenite crystal and a feather, and a chic tray to display your smudge tools.
PICK UPS & COME-ONS
They say that laughter is the best medicine after a breakup, and we steadfastly agree. Crack open this literary gem to glean heaps of persuasive wit with just enough class (or crass), and other hottie-attracting conversation starters (495 to be exact). Pick Ups & Come-Ons is the perfect mojo-building.
WIPE IT ALL AWAY
A breakup is a fresh start in so many ways, right? Why not continue that fresh start all over your body. Add a Breathe Deeply Towelette or two in your wallet for a cooling, stimulating, and refreshing wipe anywhere, any time! Scented with organic peppermint and eucalyptus, this tingly-cool invigorating feeling could be that little confidence-booster you need to get your game back on.
IT‘S NOT THE KEY TO YOUR HEART
OK, OK, this Key Multi Tool may not exactly be the key to your heart, but straight up: Everyone loves the guy who can whip out the multi-tool at the perfect time in any situation. While you’re mulling over your next move, let your inner MacGyver shine and slot this baby on your keychain without a moment’s hesitation.
BENIGN BREAKUP BOOZINESS
Spiked chocolate is here to give you a little lift out of a slump. Maybe your last situation wasn’t the perfect pairing, but trust us: Cacao nibs aged in High West Distillery bourbon whiskey barrels for a few months is a pairing perfect enough to inspire you to try again. Handcrafted by Ritual Chocolate in small batches in Park City, Utah, this exceptional quality chocolate is a much more benign way to get a little boozy after your breakup!
HAPPY ENDING MUSCLE SALVE
It won’t heal your broken heart, but this all-natural, anti-inflammatory Happy Ending Healing Salve will comfort sore and tired muscles with a peppermint, cayenne pepper, comfrey, turmeric, and calendula-infused kick. Plus, we bet you agree that you could use a little happy ending right about now.
ZERO F*UCKS LEFT TO GIVE
We hear you. You're so over it you can't even. This newly-concocted bad attitude is just what the doctor ordered! Even though you couldn't give a F. We know. None to give. Enjoy this creamsicle soap that will give you a smile.
And, we understand that most of these purchases are being gifted therefore we never include receipts inside our boxes. However we do include the elegant ritual cards and product cards to inform your recipient on what they are getting and why!