Juju Be Gone
A Little Sass for Him
If he already has everything he could ever want, he might appreciate a guaranteed good laugh. Whether he is the funniest guy you know or just appreciates a good joke (and some lighthearted sentimentality) send him this sassy box of good cheer.
Good news for people who love oven mitts. All cotton, comfy, and a wee-bit sassy! It's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
TAKE NOTE & GET IT TOGETHER
Same shit, different day? Problem solved. With this pad you can easily track that shit, tackle that shit, and tame that shit. You'll discover that when you get your shit together, you can really get a lot of shit done.
SMELLS LIKE YOU HAVE NONE LEFT TO GIVE
We hear you. You're so over it you can't even. This newly-concocted bad attitude is just what the doctor ordered! Plus, none of us really liked it when you were just a simple, caring, average Joe. So kudos to you! Even though you couldn't give a F. We know. None to give.
FUN LIFESAVING TRIPS
When things get real dire, be prepared to pass the time with the Gentlemen’s Hardware Survival Playing Cards. Not only do these durable, weatherproof playing cards come in a handy tin, but each of the 52 cards features a different survival tip or fact. Who knew playing games could potentially save your life?
Orders take 2-4 business days to process and 2-6 business days to ship via standard shipping. If you needed your gift, like, yesterday, email firstname.lastname@example.org, and we'll try and work with you!
Due to some product availability with COVID, we might have to occasionally swap out one of the products for a similar one of the same value. Also, we are happy to work with you build the perfect box if you want to mix-and-match other items from our Marketplace in this gift box. Just email us or chat us online and we will walk you through the process.
Finally, we understand that most of these purchases are being gifted therefore we never include receipts inside our boxes. However we do include the product cards and your custom note to inform your recipient on what they are getting and why, and who sent this amazing good vibe gift!